Essays and Such
Irish Cultural Society
of San Antonio Texas
Promoting Awareness of Irish Culture
Irish Personals
Copied from Galway Gryphon News
People Who Need People
In an attempt to attract more interest in the ICSSA I have been
looking at various things to add to our meetings and newsletter.
A recent article in a Galway paper caused me to consider an Irish
lonely hearts section in the upcoming newsletter and we could
solicit the opinions of our readers as to whether or not to
continue.
I copied a sampling of the entries I've seen so you can get an
idea of what we will be sending out. Let me know whether or not
you think we should move forward with this.
If Interested in any of these entries please send your name , the
submission Box number and $3.00 (Check only) to the newsletter
editor and you will receive the telephone /Fax number of the
individual concerned.
Grossly overweight Louth turfcutter, 42 years old and 23
stone, Gemini,seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South
American, for tango sessions,candlelit dinners and humid
nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be
willing to travel. Box 09/08
Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53,
seeks replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to
the name Minnie. Thurles area. Box 08/73
Galway man, 50, in despertate need of a ride. Anything
considered. Box 06/03
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic football club
and starting scraps on Patrick Street at three in the
morning. Box 73/82.
Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by longtime
fiancee seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a
thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced
bitches. Box 53/41
Ginger-haired Galwegian trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and
shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady
for bail purposes, maybe more. Box 84/87
Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the
beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting
brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship,
back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling
clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach
esssential. Box 12/32
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties
will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to
office social functions. References required. No timewasters.
Box 23/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp
cottage in the arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21
year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27
Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like minded lady for
wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic
walks and slaughtering cats in cemetaries at midnight under
the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
Attracttive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition at Jolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978,
seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry for long nights
spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records.
Please, Please! Box 30/41
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm.
Box 30/41